Drivel & Drool Political Correctness Why does everyone profess to despise it, but it continues to pervade every corner of our lives? I long ago suggested that sports teams be named after vegetables – e.g. the fighting broccoli. This cartoonist seems to get it:
1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a …
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; …
